Well, I wasn't gonna say anything. But someone with the initials Keith Hall brought it up himself.
(ever heard of the phrase, whoever smelt it, dealt it? Well, whoever brings up "there's no man crush..."! I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.)
Keith got a lot of workout time in at the exhibit hall we were at in Chicago, mostly running away from his man crush. Lot's of core work as he hid under the table for hours at a time as the man crush kept finding reasons to come up to our booth (seriously, dude, how many pens can you need?).
And it all started, after Keith's seminar, when the man crush came up to the booth, put his hand high in the air to bring down to a hard hand slap with squeeze, and said, "No Shit! Man! That was the best seminar of the conference!"
Need I remind you... it was a tax seminar.
I should also point out that this man crush was not a bad-looking kid. Yes! Kid! He was probably 27! Not my type, but not bad-looking! In shape, hair cut short, short - totally urban-looking with his style of clothing.
But, uh, like Keith said - no man crush whatsoever.
(ever heard of the phrase, whoever smelt it, dealt it? Well, whoever brings up "there's no man crush..."! I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.)
Keith got a lot of workout time in at the exhibit hall we were at in Chicago, mostly running away from his man crush. Lot's of core work as he hid under the table for hours at a time as the man crush kept finding reasons to come up to our booth (seriously, dude, how many pens can you need?).
And it all started, after Keith's seminar, when the man crush came up to the booth, put his hand high in the air to bring down to a hard hand slap with squeeze, and said, "No Shit! Man! That was the best seminar of the conference!"
Need I remind you... it was a tax seminar.
I should also point out that this man crush was not a bad-looking kid. Yes! Kid! He was probably 27! Not my type, but not bad-looking! In shape, hair cut short, short - totally urban-looking with his style of clothing.
But, uh, like Keith said - no man crush whatsoever.
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Maureen-
I just got an email from Katy. She received your invite...but thought it was spam and deleted. Can you resend? thanks. And, re the photo of Keith, it looked a bit airbrushed to me. His makeup looked about right though.
re the man crush, I thought Keith has been scarce lately. To echo you Maureen, I'm just sayin...
Okay, Maureen! At least in the interest of equal time, as least tell about the Sage Software lady who was totally unaware of where her private space stopped and mine started!
Um, Keith, that was another guy...
Kidding, kidding! You summed it up perfectly! She approached the booth, immedately assessed that you were Da Man and walked around me to talk to you. She had no private space boundaries.
(Scott, as you know, I take bribes for more details...)
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